Name: Jack McCarthy
Hometown: New York City
Vocal Part: Baritone
Class: 2014
Major: Undecided
| John “Jack” McCarthy was born in the Iowan Plains in 1971 to a family of albino wolves who raised him as one of their own. At age 10, the young boy was discovered by a delirious rubber-tramp who thought Jack was a dog and led him Eastward on a leash. Jack eventually settled in Connecticut, learning to speak English while watching re-runs of Three’s Company for hours on end in an electronics store window. He never completely escaped his feral ways, as he would scratch his cheeks using the crusty soles of his feet during commercial breaks. Now, though he can barely read, Jack studies history at Trinity and, when no one’s looking, chants “Ants Marching” into the sunset, BRO.
PS. Please tell Jack to submit his bio. Thank you. |
